In 200 years, only the roll will know you existed.

Your SHI#*%T on The Poop Roll.

Your SHI#*%T deserves to be eternal. Grab a sheet. Write whatever you want: a confession, a message, a happy birthday, a time capsule. Share it with your friends. You've done worse. Trust us.

19/1,000,000 running out
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OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon

"Falaaa Jhon parabns 🎉 mano, Deus abençõe com muita saúde e felicidade, gastei 10 doleta pra te colocar no rolo de bosta eterno kkkk dale dale kkkkkkkk"

🇧🇷 Mantena · Brazil

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Shady Cidreira

"If you’re reading this sitting on the toilet… mission accomplished."

🇺🇸 Miami · United States

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Larissa Mendes

"if ur seeing this its bc u googled ur own name and ended up here. hi stranger, hope ur doing well, and that u still owe me those 50 bucks"

🇺🇸 Orlando · United States

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Tyler Robbins

"my gf dumped me yesterday so im making bad decisions to forget. this was the worst one but also the funniest one ngl hahaha"

🇺🇸 Boston · United States

Your sheet · Nº ________

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— Official Standings · Volume XII —

The Global Ranking.

The biggest pooper on the planet earns the site's name. Today, the iPooped throne belongs to OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon 🇧🇷.

1

OPires 🎉🎉Dale Jhon 👑

🇧🇷 Mantena

1

sheet

2

Larissa Mendes

🇺🇸 Orlando

1

sheet

3

Diego Fernández

🇦🇷 Buenos Aires

1

sheet

4

Beatrice Carver

🇺🇸 Los Angeles

1

sheet

5

Ralph Pinkerton

🇺🇸 Chicago

1

sheet

6

Mariana Tavares

🇧🇷 Recife

1

sheet

7

Lucas Anderson

🇺🇸 Brooklyn

1

sheet

8

Yuki Tanaka

🇯🇵 Tokyo

1

sheet

9

Anna Beatrice

🇺🇸 Seattle

1

sheet

10

Marco Bianchi

🇮🇹 Roma

1

sheet

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— Section IV —

Frequently flushed questions.